If my gf is crazy by March, it’ll be my fault (well, mine and those responsible for trendsetting).
Every time we see owls (WHICH IS EVERYWHERE), I perform a conversation similar to this:
“That owl is so cute. …Who??… You, Owl, right there on that necklace! …Who??… You’re not even listening! …Who??… YOU!”
Abbott & Costello would be proud.