If my gf is crazy by March, it’ll be my fault (well, mine and those responsible for trendsetting).

Every time we see owls (WHICH IS EVERYWHERE), I perform a conversation similar to this:

“That owl is so cute.  …Who??… You, Owl, right there on that necklace! …Who??… You’re not even listening! …Who??… YOU!”

Abbott & Costello would be proud.