“You eat what you kill.”

I’m starting a mediation firm.

That’s MEDIATION, not meditation. (Texting with a friend & he didn’t read closely and answered with, “Oh, cool! I didn’t know you were into Buddhism.” Uhhh… no.)

Check me out here: Marcus Mediations

Having a mediation certification (one of the few good things from law school) gives me options – gotta make some money somehow!